I open a supermarket in Meiman

Chapter 97: Itchy hands

Eh……

The river god is not really dead and cannot be resurrected. .

Lu Yu looked at the River God who fell to the ground and had not been revived for a long time.

Suddenly I felt as if I had lost countless billions.

His tears began to well up.

Why do I always have tears in my eyes? It’s because my best friend, the River God, is dead.

At this moment, the water began to glow.

Wearing blue and white plain clothes, with squinting eyes and a halo around his head, the River God floated out of the water.

"Young master, don't be sad, the river god is back again."

"Come here and let me give you another gold brick."

The River God immediately floated away and said, "Irritated master, it hurts a lot to be hit."

Am I cranky?

That's because I'm so angry with you.

For some reason, when Lu Yu heard the river god's slow words, he had the urge to beat him to death again.

Hold back, hold back.

Impulsivity is the devil!

If the river god is beaten to death, he will have the rooftop.

But it seems that the river god can be resurrected?

So what are you waiting for? Call now.

Lu Yu used his hand speed, which he had been single for 20 years, to grab something and throw it over.

"Oh, the river god was killed."

"When you say this, can you wait until my things hit you?"

Lu Yu complained.

You haven't been hit yet, and you said you were going to be beaten to death. The key is your tone. It sounds like you want to hit him so much.

[Could this be the legendary taunting halo? ] Lu Yu thought to himself.

Taunting halo, standard equipment for the protagonist.

Everywhere I went, people were beating me.

In the infinite multi-dimensional universe, only the protagonist is worthy of wearing such a high-end halo.

Because the grass on the graves of people who are not the protagonist wear this kind of aura is three feet high.

Now that a river god appeared in front of him who seemed to be wearing such a high-end halo, Lu Yu felt that he needed to stay away from him to avoid having itchy hands and beating him to death.

"You wait, I'll get something."

Lu Yu hurried to the warehouse and took out the Loki mask.

He threw Loki's mask into the water, and the water began to glow.

The river god floated out from inside.

"Young master..."

"Wait a minute, I have a question for you." Lu Yu interrupted the River God's words, pointed to the corner of the room and said, "Why were you standing there just now, and then you emerged from the water again when I threw something?" Already?"

"Young master, this is the setting. As long as someone loses something, I will come out of the river."

"But isn't that a puddle of water?"

"Young master, that is not ordinary water. I don't know what kind of water it is."

You didn't know that you were so happy?

Lu Yu suddenly felt that his hands were itchy.

"Young master, did you lose the gold Loki mask, the silver Loki mask, or the ordinary Loki mask?"

"I dropped this ordinary Loki mask."

"Young master, you are so honest, then I will give you the gold Loki mask, the silver Loki mask and this ordinary Loki mask!"

[It seems that Loki's mask can summon gold and silver forms] Lu Yu thought to himself, took out the divine light stick, and prepared to try the divine light stick.

The Divine Light Rod can now transform into SanDisk. What can it become if the Divine Light Rod is strengthened?

Noah Diga or Zaki Diga?

amount……

Noah Diga is okay, but Zaki Diga is okay.

Marvel is a universe full of gay love. Anyone with a gay name in it all has gay friends. He doesn’t want someone to come to his door one day and say affectionately to him: Zaki, I still remember the scene by the Daming Lake. xx?

When he thought of this, he felt a chill.

If so, he might as well die.

Lu Yu threw the divine light rod into the water on the ceiling.

The divine light rod sank in.

Then a burst of white light appeared, and the river god emerged from the water.

"Honest master, did you drop this golden divine light rod, this silver divine light rod, or this ordinary divine light rod?"

"What I dropped was this ordinary divine light stick."

"Honesty master, you are so honest, then I will give you the golden divine light rod, silver divine light rod, and this ordinary divine light rod!"

Lu Yu held three divine light rods and fell into deep thought.

Are these three gold and silver divine light rods real, or are they fake like the infinite stones?

If it's true, what can they change?

Are they really Noah Diga and Zaki Diga?

He suddenly felt that he could not control his ancient power and was about to transform.

[No, you can’t change it here. 】

The River God looked at Lu Yu, who was deep in thought, and suddenly approached, "Great Master, do you have anything else to throw away? If not, I'm going out."

Listening to the girlish words of the River Goddess, my hands felt itchy again.

In order to prevent himself from beating the river god to death, he decided to turn a blind eye and say, "Let's go, let's remember to go home later."

"Enlightened master, I'm leaving. I'll come home later."

No, my hands can't hold it anymore.

Throw you away.

Lu Yu picked up the divine light stick and threw it away.

……

new York.

Nick Fury drove his stylish black city SUV slowly down the street.

But a cool car is just as eye-catching as a cool person.

Not long after, Nick Fury noticed a police car approaching him, even driving peacefully in the driveway.

Nick Fury looked at the driver of the car and found that the other person was also looking at him.

It became popular immediately.

What are you looking at? I have never seen such a handsome person.

"Want to check my ID?"

The other party didn't say a word and drove away directly.

Nick Fury sneered and prepared to drive away.

then……

A police car hit his car, causing his car to float several places.

Taking advantage of this gap, two more cars hit his car one after another.

Suddenly, he became a sandwich cookie.

If it weren't for the street to his left, he had no doubt that he would be turned into a dumpling.

"If a fracture is found, it is recommended to inject an anesthetic." SHIELD's artificial retard reminded.

Without saying a word, Nick Fury took out the anesthesia needle and started taking the injection.

As he was injecting the anesthetic, a group of people surrounded him.

Nick Fury's heart sank, "Get out of here."

"There is a fault in the power system." The artificial retard replied.

"Then fix it as soon as possible." Nick Fury was about to get angry. If something went wrong, wouldn't it be repaired?This is Nima’s artificial intelligence.

If you look at Jarvis, he manages his life in an orderly manner, and then look at Queen Bai, she can manage a company.

Look at this artificially retarded man again. When something breaks down, he doesn't automatically repair it. He doesn't even give a reminder. He has to ask before he can tell him.

The goods have to be thrown away.

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