I open a supermarket in Meiman

River God?

Could it be that river god?

After the system's prompt tone finished, a puddle of water appeared in front of Lu Yu. .

That's right, it's really in front of you.

He was lying on the bed, and the puddle of water was on the ceiling.

"The River God (the only one), comes from the Eastern Universe (One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes). This is a River God who even controls the Milky Way."

The god in a hundred thousand bad jokes?

A girl wearing blue and white plain clothes, squinting her eyes and speaking slowly appeared in Lu Yu's mind.

Uh... Sissy is what Her Majesty the Queen said.

Long live the Queen, may the Queen compete high.

After calling Her Lady Queen, Lu Yu felt that he was going to get rich.

Because according to the rules of the River God, as long as you throw something into it, the River God will emerge from the river and ask the person who threw the thing whether you threw this golden xx, this silver xx, or this ordinary xx.

As long as you say that what I lost is this ordinary xx, the river god will give you all the golden xx, silver xx and ordinary xx.

Thinking of this, Lu Yu grabbed a bottle and threw it into the pool of water on the ceiling.

Then a strange scene happened. The bottle that came into contact with the water fell in against the gravity of gravity.

The water began to glow with white light.

Wearing blue and white plain clothes, with squinting eyes and a two-dimensional painting style, the river god floated out of the water and hung upside down from the ceiling.

"Young master! Did you drop this gold bottle, this silver bottle, or this ordinary bottle?"

Lu Yu: "...Can you please stop hanging it from the ceiling? It's very scary."

Think about it, when you are sleeping in the middle of the night, there is suddenly a person hanging on the ceiling, and this person is also looking at you, how scary it is.

"Hey...can I do this?"

The river god turned upside down.

"Please don't turn your back to me, please?"

"Eh……"

The river god turned around.

"I dropped this ordinary bottle."

"Young master, you are so honest. Then I will give you the gold vase, the silver vase and this ordinary vase!"

After saying that, the river god disappeared.

"That's right, I am known as an honest young man in the world."

Lu Yu got three bottles and immediately got up from the bed.

Money keeps me motivated.

He found a brick on the ground and threw it toward the ceiling.

The brick hit the water and sank in.

The water began to glow with white light.

Wearing blue and white plain clothes, the river god with squinting eyes floated out of the water, carrying a big bag on his head.

"Young master! What you dropped is this gold brick..."

"What I dropped was this ordinary brick."

Before the River God finished speaking, Lu Yu looked at the gold and silver bricks in the River God's hand with his eyes shining brightly.

The bricks just now are not light in weight.

River God: "Hey...young master, you have to wait until I finish speaking my lines before you can answer."

Lu Yu was confused: "Why?"

River God: "Because this is the setting."

Lu Yu: "...Then you say it."

River God: "Young master! Did you drop this gold brick, this silver brick, or this ordinary brick?"

"What I dropped was this ordinary brick."

"Young master, you are so honest, then I will give you the gold bricks, silver bricks and this ordinary brick!"

The river god disappears.

Lu Yu had three more bricks in his hand, a golden brick, a silver brick, and an ordinary brick.

He threw away the ordinary bricks and looked at the ceiling with bright eyes.

“It’s going to be developed this time.”

Lu Yu had thought about it now, he would throw a bunch of things in there by himself, no matter the size, as long as they were heavy enough, he would definitely make a lot of money.

But then he thought about how tiring it would be to throw things in, how wasteful of time, and how inefficient. Why not open a company by himself, hire people to throw things in, and dig it as an inexhaustible gold and silver mine, every minute? Become the richest man in the world.

He knows that the value of gold will depreciate if there is too much gold, but until gold is completely worthless, there is no pressure for him to become the richest man in the world.

"Host, you are overthinking." The system popped up, "The system prohibits the host from doing business."

The full name of the system is Wanjie Supermarket System, not Wanjie Trading System. If the host, the supermarket manager, goes into business, then who will manage its supermarket?

Lu Yu: "Young system, can you please stop throwing cold water on the host?"

system:"……."

Is my host possessed by the river god?

[Since the system has cut off the way to sell money, I can use it myself. 】

The River God can summon gold and silver forms of objects from the river. In "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", he summoned a space fleet.

Lu Yu felt that this could be used as a copy.

Thinking of this, Lu Yu took off the infinity ring inlaid with space gems and threw it into the water.

The water began to glow with white light.

Wearing blue and white plain clothes, squinting his eyes, the river god in a two-dimensional painting style emerged.

"Young master! Did you drop this gold infinity ring, this silver infinity ring, or this ordinary infinity ring?"

"What I dropped was this ordinary infinity ring."

"Young master, you are so honest, then I will give you the gold infinity ring, the silver infinity ring and this ordinary infinity ring!"

The river god disappears.

Lu Yu had three more infinity rings in his hand.

They are gold infinity rings, silver infinity rings and ordinary infinity rings.

Logically speaking, he should be happy to have two more rings, but...

"River God, come out here."

"Young master, what's the matter with you?" The river god appeared.

"Why are the gold infinity ring and silver infinity ring made of gold and silver?" Lu Yu asked.

"Hey... isn't it good for a ring made of gold and silver?" The River God was puzzled.

"What a shit."

Lu Yu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. The infinity ring is basically an inlaid space gem.

The space gem contains endless energy.

But the space gems on the gold infinity ring and the silver infinity ring are really made of gold and silver.

"What I want are real Infinity Stones, not fake Infinity Stones made of gold and silver."

Three black lines sprouted from the River God's head, and he said slowly: "Hey... the energy contained in the infinite stone is too huge, and I can't summon its gold and silver forms."

"So is this why you used fake gems to deceive me?" Lu Yu looked at the River God with an unkind expression, "I heard that you will be resurrected after death, and every time you die, there will be a halo above your head until you get the Olympic Games together. The five rings won’t continue to increase the halo, right?”

River God: "Hey...it seems like this."

Lu Yu took out the gold brick and patted the river god on the head.

The river god fell to the ground.

The river god was so angry that he died.

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