I open a supermarket in Meiman

But let’s put this kind of thing aside for now. Now we have finally contacted Wanda, and of course we have to express our sincere feelings to each other.please()

Lu Yu: "Wanda, is it convenient for you?"

Wanda: “??????”

Lu Yu: "I have a video on your msn. I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you so much."

After saying this, Lu Yu was shocked by his own performance. He had never been so open in front of Miss Hill. Is it because the Internet makes human nature open, or is my true love a lolita?

Wanda: "I'm in the dormitory now, it's inconvenient."

Lu Yu's face was full of disappointment: "Okay."

But he immediately realized his shame and became brave again, "By the way, Wanda, since your account has been canceled by your aunt, you can register another one."

Wanda: "Isn't it good to use this account now?"

Of course it's not good. When I see the name Angelina, I think of that dead shemale.

If you die, you will live alone.

Lu Yu: "This account belongs to someone else. It's troublesome to share it with others. Besides, it's not difficult to upgrade the game. I'll guide you to reach the level in no time. Also, didn't you say you wanted beautiful fashions for your wedding? ? If I get married to someone with your name, wouldn’t it be equivalent to two people sharing the same husband? This is illegal."

Wanda: "Okay, then I'll create an account."

Lu Yu quickly stopped Wanda, "Wait a minute."

Wanda: “????”

Lu Yu: "Remember to use the name 'Dangwu' when naming it."

Wanda: "Why?"

Lu Yu: "It's a couple's name. I will change it later. Remember to approve it when I add you as a friend."

Wanda: "Oh."

Lu Yu saw that the character 'Angelina' used by Wanda was hacked and offline. He immediately paid for a name change card.

Game system prompts: Player 'Lu Aotian' changed his name to 'Hoe' successfully.

Lu Yu looked at the name of his new character and expressed that he was very satisfied. The name "Hoe He" was well chosen, and the name itself was poetic. At the same time, it also expressed Lu Yu's deep respect for farmers.

Ma, he couldn't wait to add 'Dang Wu' as a friend.

The game system reminded him that this ID does not exist.

He then added 'Dangwu' as a friend.

The game system reminds you to wait for the application to be approved.

The game system reminds: Your application will be approved that afternoon.

Lu Yu: "At noon... No, Wanda, I am Lu Aotian. My name is now Chee He."

Wanda: "Choe He and Dang Wu are couple names? Why don't they look different?"

Why doesn't it look like it?At noon on the day of hoeing, Lu Yu said in his heart the pure name of the couple, but he would definitely not say it out loud.

Lu Yu thought for a while and decided to change the story of Chang'e and Hou Yi to fool her: "The two names of Chuhe and Dangwu come from a beautiful and beautiful love story in the far east."

"A long time ago, Chuhe and Dangwu were a loving couple with a talented man and a beautiful woman."

"One day, I met the Queen Mother while hoeing, and I asked her for a packet of elixir."

"It is said that if you take this medicine, you can immediately ascend to heaven and become an immortal."

Wanda heard this and asked, "Who is the Queen Mother? And what are immortals?"

Lu Yu: “…….”

How to explain this? Do you want me to discuss the evolution history of immortals with her?But if we discuss it like this, won’t we have to talk about it until tomorrow?

After thinking about it, Lu Yu thought it would be better to explain it in the way she could best understand, "The Queen Mother is a very powerful god in the East, and as an immortal, you can regard him as a god."

Anyway, the immortals and gods in ancient legends are all similar, and they are all omnipotent.

Modern novels are not included in the discussion.

After finishing speaking, he continued to tell the story, "However, Hoehe was reluctant to leave Dangwu, so he had to temporarily give the elixir to Dangwu for collection. Dangwu hid the medicine in the treasure box on the dressing table... Well, yes In the cabinet, Pengmeng unexpectedly saw it."

Wanda: "Who is Peng Meng?"

Lu Yu: "A very, very bad villain."

After finishing speaking, Lu Yu continued, "Three days later, when Chuehe went hunting, Pengmeng, who had evil intentions, pretended to be sick and stayed. Shortly after Chuehe left, Pengmeng broke into Chuehe's home with a sword and threatened him at noon. Hand over the elixir.”

"When Wu knew that she was no match for Peng Meng, she made a decisive decision at the critical moment. She turned around and opened the counter, took out the elixir and swallowed it in one gulp."

"When I swallowed the medicine at noon, my body immediately floated off the ground, rushed out of the window, and flew into the sky."

"Because I was worried about my husband that afternoon, I flew to the moon closest to the earth and became an immortal, watching the hoeing in the distance."

Wanda: "Hoe and Dangwu are so pitiful (/crying quietly)."

Lu Yu: "Don't cry, this is just a legend, not true. You and I will never be as miserable as the legend."

Wanda: “????”

Lu Yu: "That's wrong. What I meant is that this is a game, so even if we are called Chuhe and Dangwu, we won't be separated for countless years like in the legend."

Lu Yu wiped away the non-existent sweat in his heart, saying that he almost spilled the beans, but he couldn't see Wanda all the time, which made me feel uncomfortable.

Without being able to see Loli, I felt like I was going to die.

Thinking in his mind, he decided to take a secret look at Wanda.

Lu Yu zoomed out the game, clicked on a program on the desktop, and immediately summoned the Flame Queen.

As soon as the Flame Queen appeared, she said: "Master, all those who knew about it have shut up, and the blame is on Hydra. Should we start the plan to exterminate mankind now?"

You can't calm down and talk about the extermination of human beings all day long. Your master, I am also a human being. Do you want to exterminate me too? Lu Yu thought in his heart, but he said in front of him, "Exterminate small things like human beings." Put it aside in advance, I have more important things to do now."

He looked at the Flame Queen and asked: "Flame Queen, can you invade other people's computers and turn on the camera? And after turning on the camera, it is best not to be discovered by her that the camera is turned on."

Fire Queen: "It's very simple."

Lu Yu: "Okay, you help me hack into the computer of this game called The Little Lolita at Noon"

"After the invasion, you secretly open her computer camera for me, but be careful not to be discovered by her."

Flame Queen: "Yes, Master."

As soon as he finished speaking, DOS windows popped up on his computer. Under the magical operation that he couldn't understand but found very powerful, the video window of MSN popped up.

In the video window, a young lady was sitting in front of the computer.

wtf ????

Where is my little Wanda?

What the hell is the white-haired young lady appearing in the window?

Lu Yu: "Queen of Fire, are you mistaken? What I asked you to invade was the computer of that little loli named Dang Wu, not someone else's computer."

Flame Queen: "This is the computer for the afternoon."

Lu Yu: “…….”

mmp!

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