Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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"Master, please try it. I read through the classics and found ancient recipes to make three-cup chicken!!!"

"Really? A disciple's thoughts must be tasted as a master!"

When he saw little Hermione in front of him holding a pot of three-cup chicken, Uncle Jiu was full of expectations at first, until he saw the ancient recipe of three-cup chicken:

"That... Min girl! This cooking job is very hard! I think I should leave it to your little brother in the future! That kid is born to be a cook..."

"I know!"

Hermione held the pot of three cups of chicken and said: "My senior brother's dream is to enter the Badger House, but he was sorted into the Eagle House, so he has to curse the Sorting Hat a hundred times every day to relieve his anger! Master, please try it. ! It won’t taste good when it’s cold..."

"Is it cold? Hehe... Min girl! Even if you leave these three cups of chicken for another half an hour, it doesn't look like it will get cold!"

Uncle Jiu looked at the three-cup chicken that was burnt black and said: "Girl, tell the master truthfully, did you use magic? It seems like it is called blazing magic? The heat is a bit too strong!"

Hermione explained again: "No, I completely follow the ancient recipe. Master, please try it..."

Uncle Jiu said: "Follow the steps, it's not easy to achieve this! Then I'll take a taste as a teacher..."

Watching Uncle Jiu pick up a chopstick... Hermione stared excitedly at Uncle Jiu as he chewed, savored, and swallowed...

"Not bad! Girl Min's skills are really good."

"That's great, as long as Master likes it!"

After Hermione put down the remaining three cups of chicken, she turned around and left: "Master, I'll do my homework first, and I'll make you new dishes another day!"

"There is no need for new dishes, but girl Min must study hard!"

After watching Hermione leave, Uncle Jiu hurriedly turned around and spat out the window, a thick black substance mixed with saliva.

Gilderoy happened to be passing by downstairs and accidentally touched the black sticky thing on his head: "Ah!!! Who the hell did this?"

He yelled upstairs... Unexpectedly, Uncle Jiu had already closed the window after the crime was over.

"It almost killed me!"

Ignoring Gilderoy's call outside the building, Uncle Jiu looked at the remaining black three-cup chicken again and shuddered subconsciously.

"Sure enough, you can't cook well without talent."

Uncle Jiu sighed helplessly, and when he turned around, Harry and Ron came over. Uncle Jiu pointed to the burnt pot of three-cup chicken on the table and said, "Well done, the three-cup chicken that your junior sister just sent you." , you two also have a try..."

After Harry and Ron saw it, they immediately shook their heads: "It's better...don't do it!"

Uncle Jiu immediately said with a straight face: "This is your little senior sister's intention! How can I live up to it? I must try it."

Harry and Ron looked at Uncle Ninth, it was clearly written on his face - if you want to die, everyone will die together.

Helplessly, Harry and Ron were forced to eat one piece each.

Ron vomited on the spot.

It just so happened that he was cured of his constant vomiting of slugs caused by the wand's rebound.

That's why the two little ones came here... because they had already gone to Hagrid before, but the solution was to keep spitting until there was no room.

Now... After relying on the three cups of chicken cooked by Chef Hermione, I vomited it all in one breath.

Ron held his stomach, which was instantly relieved, and said with a comfortable smile: "It feels so good!"

Harry was naturally relieved to see that Ron was fine, so much so that he even forgot about three cups of chicken.

When Harry came to his senses, he hurriedly pulled Ron away to avoid Uncle Ninth from forcing them to eat the three cups of chicken cooked by Hermione.

As for the final whereabouts of the three-cup chicken, Uncle Ninth probably didn't throw it away. Harry guessed that it was probably eaten by his senior brother Li Xian. After all, he is the master who can even swallow the yellow talisman in his hair!

As for their senior brother Li Xian, at this moment, after learning that Malfoy of Slytherin called Hermione a "Mudblood"... he inexplicably went to Quidditch training that was occupied by Slytherin. The field is gone.

The moment Li Xian arrived...the entire Slytherin team dispersed instantly.

And in the following time, whenever Li Xian showed up at the training ground... everyone in Slytherin would retreat instantly as if they were avoiding death.

After all, they don't want to be pricked with needles by Li Xian into a hornet's nest during the next competition!

And this also resulted in...Slytherin's training volume being half less than usual.

For this reason, Li Xian just said: "Before you scold my junior sister, you should have the consciousness to pay the price for this!!!"

With the arrival of October cold... Hogwarts was hit by a flu.

That's right. It’s just a normal cold!

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Li Xian would have almost forgotten that the wizards here can also catch colds.

Therefore, Li Xian, who had to go diving, swimming and holding his breath in the cold black lake every day, impressed these guys very much.

"It's hard for Li Xian to get sick with his physique!"

In response, Uncle Jiu said: "This is the result of practicing Qi but not physical training..."

So, at Uncle Nine's suggestion, Principal Dumbledore sought the consent of all the teachers in the school...

A physical training method from the Kingdom of Great Xia officially entered the ancient castle of Hogwarts.

Of course adhering to the idea of ​​​​liberal democracy...

"You can choose to join, or refuse. Just don't be forced to drink a pick-me-up when you have a cold!"

Thinking of being forced to drink some refreshing potion by his brother Percy, his whole bright red hair looked like steam was rising.

Ginny decisively signed up...

So not long after... in the square of Hogwarts, a group of students wearing summer-style sports uniforms began their so-called physical training! ! !

At first, some people were willing to participate, but the more conservative students, such as Malfoy, refused to wear those fancy clothes.

Until they found that when they wore those robes and exercised, it was really in the way... So they also chose to compromise.

finally......

As the lead dancer in this physical training, Li Xian stood on a stage specially set up for physical training. Because standing there, all the teachers and students in the school could see Li Xian's every move.

"Okay, everyone did very well in the eighth set of radio gymnastics yesterday! Today! We are going to make it more difficult..."

When talking about this, the students cried out in their hearts:

"Don't make it too difficult, okay! I just memorized the eighth set of radio gymnastics!"

"Yes! Is this body-training posture too difficult? How do people in Daxia do it? Everyone can do it!"

Li Xian ignored these complaints and kept emphasizing:

"You must remember that the basic rule of square dancing is to sweat! If you don't sweat, just dance until you sweat. If you sweat, your physique will heal naturally, and this cold will naturally treat you. I can't avoid it...Come on, please come and dance with me to one of the exclusive dance songs of our Great Xia Country Square Dance..."

With a wave of Li Xian's exclusive mahogany sword wand, the recorder placed on the other side of the table that had been cast with a sound amplification spell immediately started playing a piece of super fun music:

"...

You are my little apple

I can never love you too much

The red little face warms my heart

light the fire of my life

fire fire fire fire fire

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Li Xian on the stage was demonstrating movements to the music while observing everything in the audience... When he noticed that Principal Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall were also among the square dances:

Hey, Square Dance Invasion Plan - Success! ! !

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Ps: Today’s third update is over, the weekend is over again. Ugh...